Here is what I found on The Standard HK on Friday, article written by N. Vittachi.
"Warning: Before reading the list, please note. We do not intend to offend any particular nation. We intend to offend all nations.
The Official List of Accurate Asian Travel Slogans:
Bangladesh: Sometimes not flooded.
Laos: Landmine capital of the world.
Kazakhstan: Visit us and feel better about your home country.
Mongolia: Poor, cold and miserable, but the sheep like it.
North Korea: Bring your own food and drink, no corkage fee.
Sri Lanka: Our sunshine will scorch your outside while our curries scorch your inside.
Taiwan: The most popular target for mainland missiles.
Thailand: Come see how long you can stay prime minister.
Japan: You think our cartoons are weird, wait till you meet our people.
Nepal: Compare the legend of fabled, exotic Kathmandu, with the grimy, bar-lined reality.
Malaysia: Pitched battles over leadership, and that's just within the ruling party.
Kyrgyzstan: Proud to be the world's least spellable nation.
Hong Kong: Enjoy our mountains and harbors, but bring your own air.
East Timor: Now transformed from a violent, poverty-stricken, occupied land into a violent, poverty- stricken, independent land.
Philippines: Corrupt but cheap.
Singapore: Developing ways to arrest people for thought-crimes.
Brunei: Imagine a land totally free of pubs, nightclubs and alcoholic drinks.
Cambodia: We now have electricity in places.
China: More ways to detain you than you ever thought possible.
India: Your upset stomach might not last the whole trip."